Whip it and rip it

When you have to piss so bad you whip out your dick and immediately piss

I have to piss so bad I have to whip it and rip it

by The absolute best October 22, 2019

goldsmith whip

A variation of the pistol whip, the Goldsmith whip involves placing a .9mm pistol in a tube sock and bashing someone in the head, typically from behind.

Shut up foo' or I'll Goldsmith whip yo ass.

by Benji G March 23, 2007

grass whip

A whip that is completely made out of marijuana, usually used during sex but also used for slaves.

Wesley: Did you hear that Melanie used her grass whip on Declan?
Tim: Ya she smacked that ass shut!

by cocoTr33 December 23, 2011

shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.

Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!

by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016

Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.

Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

Dole whip

Take a pineapple chop the top off then hollow it out on both ends. ( a larger sized one preferred). Two men insert their dicks into opposite ends and proceed to fuck it while looking into each other eyes. Once they ejaculated into the pinappele. They then grab two spoons and enjoy the dessert they've made.

My friend and i ate already, we had a dole whip warm and sweet dessert.

by Blueberry cobbler May 14, 2019

Sour Reddi-Whip

A can of reddi-wip whipped cream that all the employees at baskin robins nut into during their break

I went to get the can of sour reddi-whip, but Cole was already using it on a customers chocolate cone.

by Soopersnooper October 30, 2020