cream of wheat

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

by Saints September 30, 2003

Wheat Ridge

Home to rednecks and beaners alike, wishes that it had class like Golden. BTW you idiot coors brewing company isn't in Wheat Ridge you Wheat Tard its in Golden. Wheat Ridge High School is home to many douche bags who suck at lacrosse and like vandalizing things. The residents of this town usually lack class, manners, good looks, intelligence, and for the males cocks.

Also home to inbreds, white trash, and faggots like Conrad.

Golden and RV typically own these trailor trash bastards in all sports except for one year in football but it aint gonna happen again DEMONS GOIN TO STATE BABY!

WRHS student: Hey dude lets go get wasted and hit on some 13 year olds
Golden Student: No way you douche bag Wheat Tard go get a life and a fast food job you'll need the experience later in life.

Example two
WRHS student: Dude Golden and Ralston Valley suck.
Golden and RV students: at least were not some dumb inbred piece of shit you White Trash piece of Wheat Ridge shit

by Ski Colorado baby April 16, 2007

cream of wheat

wheat that has been made disgusting

the french call it bleh - and for good reason

by Bronoun September 21, 2004

cream of wheat

The look of the substance that enters a males pants when aroused. The outcome product resembles cream of wheat.

Man that girl was so hot I just had cream of wheat.

by Pattypat johnson November 07, 2006

Wheat wonk

A man with a mangina that has convinced himself he is allergic to wheat.

Richard you wheat wonk, get a slice a bread into you.

by The handsome tyrant August 08, 2014

Fuck wheat

The redneck version of fuck boy

i.e. A person who is a weak ass pussy

that ain't bout shit.

Look here fuck wheat.

You better watch what you say fuck wheat.

by sinfulgamer July 24, 2011

shredded wheat

The aftermath when your dick has been sucked and scraped up by teeth.

I told the bitch she left me with shredded wheat after the bj.

by Enernational February 24, 2010