Sir Were

An English expression for a Homosexual male

Sir Were is a homosexual.

by macewindu9d9 April 6, 2007

those were the days

Phrase you use to show your melancholy when you and your friends dig up fun stories about things they did in the past

Q: "Do you remember our last year in high school, you know, when you were with Suzy" A: "Yip, those were the days.."

by Casman May 23, 2004

weretard

A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.

1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."

by SloppyJake June 28, 2007

as it were

It means "in fact, if not in deed." The statement to which it applies may not be the literal truth, but it's not far from it.

He's from the top of the lower classes, as it were.

He may not have ridden her horse, but I'm sure he's saddled her mare, as it were.

by barbecuesteve November 22, 2010

Werewolf

A big boi who just wants some love but some people keep running away..........

Person 1: RUN, WEREWOLF!
Person 2: He just wants pets (petting werewolf)

by Sadbeanyboihere November 3, 2019

werewolf drunk

Being so drunk you black out and wake up naked somewhere unexpected.

Joe was werewolf drunk last weekend. He woke up naked in front of a Burger King.

by JSIN March 14, 2007

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010