a wedgie is a punishment for tighty-whitey wearers like me their are many kinds of wedgies but the most simple is yanking the underwear up from behind.
this is real account of what happened to me a few weeks ago
i was 16 my mum and went to rome for 3 days and left me with my friends when my mum went all of them grabbed my tighty-whiteys and hung me from my bed they hooked up a video camera and taped me hanging there they called their mates and
they came over and then they pulled my trousers of and started kicking my balls i wasn't allowed to go to the toilet and i kept peeing and shatting myself the only time i got took down was when i was given a swirly.
since then ive been getting wedgies every day mostly messy wedgies and flying Dutchman wedgies but every gym day im hung from the locker until i beg or cry.
i was 16 my mum and went to rome for 3 days and left me with my friends when my mum went all of them grabbed my tighty-whiteys and hung me from my bed they hooked up a video camera and taped me hanging there they called their mates and
they came over and then they pulled my trousers of and started kicking my balls i wasn't allowed to go to the toilet and i kept peeing and shatting myself the only time i got took down was when i was given a swirly.
since then ive been getting wedgies every day mostly messy wedgies and flying Dutchman wedgies but every gym day im hung from the locker until i beg or cry.
by killbill4567 December 10, 2006
When someone pulls up your underpants halfway up your back. Often done to nerds, dorks, geeks, rich kids, preps, freshmen, weak kids, and occasionally to storng people when done in a group.
by Briefboy September 20, 2008
a painful punishment given to those who are too weak to stop it. Its a way to punish the weak without seriously injuring them. In fact its kind compared to other forms of bullying.
superman wedgie:a wedgie in witch the arms are pushed down through the leg holes of the underwear then lifted above the victims head like there flying which brings the waistbands up onto both shoulders.
rowboat: when the victim is laying face first on the ground you place your feet on there shoulders while reaching down to grab there wastband then u sit down and pull up with both hands(like rowing a boat) while u push down with your feet
figurer4: you place the calve of one leg 1 to the back of the knee of leg 2 then pull leg 2s foot up twords there head and wrap there underwear around the foot leaving them stuck on the floor without use of there legs.
waistband curl: grab the victim by the back of the underwear and simply see how many times you can curl them without leting there feet touch the ground.
rowboat: when the victim is laying face first on the ground you place your feet on there shoulders while reaching down to grab there wastband then u sit down and pull up with both hands(like rowing a boat) while u push down with your feet
figurer4: you place the calve of one leg 1 to the back of the knee of leg 2 then pull leg 2s foot up twords there head and wrap there underwear around the foot leaving them stuck on the floor without use of there legs.
waistband curl: grab the victim by the back of the underwear and simply see how many times you can curl them without leting there feet touch the ground.
by michael chastain November 23, 2005
One time me and my frined were having a sleepover in his house. We both wore briefs at the time so his older brother came in and gave us each a hanging wedgie of the hooks in his room. We were stuck in there so long we fell asleep. when i woke up our briefs had ripped so we put on new ones. As soon as we did his older brother came in and gave us atomic wedgies. They were so painful we started crying so he kicked us in the balls
by Sore ass 9999999999999 May 5, 2009
The act of having one's tighty whities (briefs) or boxers yanked up and down until they are securely wedged between one's butt cheeks. Usually done by males as an act of embarassment, pain, initiation, fun, or a sign of power.
by WhiteyWearer November 2, 2005
This is my story as a high school freshman. I did survive the following events, and they are 100% true, no matter what.
The school bully had been a bully forever. He had stayed in high school for two extra years, and he had his own system. Each week he selected one student to ruin forever. He was actually known for hospitalizing a few, and everyone was to scared to fight back. There was a rumor that once, he had slammed a freshman's testicles between two bricks and the kid lost his sex life forever. So I went to school, and was at my locker, when someone slammed the locker on my head. Dazed and mad, I turned around to see the bully. He told me, "Your my pick this week. Lets get to it." He grabbed the back of my underwear and lifted me off the ground. He took me outside to the parking lot. I whimpered and asked him not to hurt me. He just laughed. He walked me over to the portable toilet and opened the door. I smelled the strong smell of shit. He showed me what was inside. The thing hadn't been cleaned in over three months. I started to beg. He laughed and took off my clothes. Then he twisted my nipples hard. One even started to bleed. I cried, and he picked me up. He shoved my head into the stinking brown slop of diarrea and piss. It got in my mouth, and i puked. The bully grabbed the back of my undies and yanked as hard as he could. The underwear jammed up my ass, and then he flossed my ass with them. It burned and chafed. He gave me a final jock-lock wedgie and stuffed me inside the toilet. I was laying in shit and piss in my underwear, I couldn't move or talk. For 18 hours I lay in there, until the fat gym teacher took a shit on top of me, looked down and saw me. I am now in counseling and have transferred schools.
The school bully had been a bully forever. He had stayed in high school for two extra years, and he had his own system. Each week he selected one student to ruin forever. He was actually known for hospitalizing a few, and everyone was to scared to fight back. There was a rumor that once, he had slammed a freshman's testicles between two bricks and the kid lost his sex life forever. So I went to school, and was at my locker, when someone slammed the locker on my head. Dazed and mad, I turned around to see the bully. He told me, "Your my pick this week. Lets get to it." He grabbed the back of my underwear and lifted me off the ground. He took me outside to the parking lot. I whimpered and asked him not to hurt me. He just laughed. He walked me over to the portable toilet and opened the door. I smelled the strong smell of shit. He showed me what was inside. The thing hadn't been cleaned in over three months. I started to beg. He laughed and took off my clothes. Then he twisted my nipples hard. One even started to bleed. I cried, and he picked me up. He shoved my head into the stinking brown slop of diarrea and piss. It got in my mouth, and i puked. The bully grabbed the back of my undies and yanked as hard as he could. The underwear jammed up my ass, and then he flossed my ass with them. It burned and chafed. He gave me a final jock-lock wedgie and stuffed me inside the toilet. I was laying in shit and piss in my underwear, I couldn't move or talk. For 18 hours I lay in there, until the fat gym teacher took a shit on top of me, looked down and saw me. I am now in counseling and have transferred schools.
by extremewedgie March 20, 2009
A wedgie is a punishment for losers, dorks, nerds, geeks, and tighty whitey wearers. It's when you get your underwear pulled all the way up your buttcrack.
At school after class the bully asked me to do his homework or else. I refused and said 'get a brain I'm not your slave!' Immediately he dragged me to the bathroom and bet me up, swirlies, and took all my clothes off except my white strong tighty whiteys. He laughed out loud and said 'tighty whiteys? You're fucked'. He gave me atomic wedgies, texas wedgies, hanging wedgies, jock locks and you name it. He got all my clothes except my briefs and flushed them down the toilet. I cried! He said ok that's it for today nerd. He dragged me outside in only my briefs and avoided teachers seeing. He brought me to the flagpole and hooked my underwear to the string and hoisted me high, giving me a HUGE hanging wedgie. 3 hours after school a teacher saw me and she got me down. It sucked.
by BulliedNerdAtSchool April 9, 2014