yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

sigourney weaver

The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.

Did you see how filthy those toilets were? I had no other choice than to do the Sigourney Weaver.

by I Am The Clean One 2 February 20, 2011

Weaver-Vegas

A small ass town nestled in the mountains of Western North Carolina, and is just north of Asheville. Everyone there drinks moonshine, goes huntin, and isnt afraid to tell you how it is!

Mandy:So, Josh, where are you from?
Josh:Weaver-Vegas, aka. Weaverville!
Mandy:You stupid hick from just north of Asheville!!

by JFuckinR October 3, 2005

weaver stance

The position that one member of the Frat Pack takes when he bends over in anticipation of taking it in the butt from another member of the Frat Pack.

Yo Jorge got into Weaver Stance real quick when Strokes came over last night.

by cfab January 14, 2008

thomas weaver

Sexc legend

Thomas weaver nice man

by Thomas w February 13, 2022

Jessica Weaver

This girl can give head like no other. Her sex game is stronger than the Hawaiian tides and her love is better than no other. She can usually be found in a sheetz parking lot in an audi blasting tik tok song so keep your eye out cause she’s a keeper

If you ever get yourself a Jessica Weaver keep her. she’s beneficial ;)

by Figgysmalls101 November 5, 2019

Weaver monkey

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.

On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.

by boggler October 29, 2005