Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.
*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.
by King Cobra X May 7, 2009
Get the weak statusmug. by t-Rav004 October 23, 2009
Get the Weak Dogmug. Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.
by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006
Get the Weak Saucemug. Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.
Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:
Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."
You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."
You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."
Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."
You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."
You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."
by ‽‽‽ December 5, 2010
Get the shit's weakmug. A woman who simply wants a man for a “title” to be called “wifey “. But her man the husband of all hoes & stays cheating on her . Wifey has no money and is a dummy bitch who gets circles ran on her while she home like a slave to cook, clean & babysit . Her pussy is trash & head game is weak. She portrays a fake happy life online but deep down is miserable cuz she’s stuck & has nothing going for herself; no goals, no money has no ambition but be the perfect doormat for her hubby’s disposal like a goofy ass bitch . Weak wives let their hubby’s have babies on them , multiple hoes on the side & still she remains like the proud clown she is .
by TrueSpitta June 15, 2020
Get the Weak wifemug. Def 1: some one that cannot assert themselves when necessary
Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle
Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle
Ex 1: "Mark said that guy was a weak suck because he was letting his ex-girlfriend walk all over him."
Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."
Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."
by deekayCA February 4, 2010
Get the weak suckmug. A weak peach is the weakest boy or girl you know. If you call somebody a weak peach, you really think the person is not on shit & wasting yo time.
by Ysl.benjii March 20, 2017
Get the weak peachmug.