verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse
1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker
by brit September 25, 2003
(quote "anonymous"}
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
by ztv November 07, 2005
1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".
by Mernard May 08, 2006
1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.
1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.
by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003
British vulgarity:
1. One who masturbates.
2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.
Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. One who masturbates.
2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.
Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.
2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
by Fu Manchu June 09, 2006
Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.
by Wes Ferguson June 27, 2005
Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.
1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.
2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003