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Walnut Hills High School

The most wack high school in the country. You'll see kids smoking weed in the bathrooms, tons of them vaping in class, and it's common culture for effies to run screaming down the hallway. Drug deals regularly occur in the courtyard, and you can spot at least 8 students crying every single day. The teachers are psychopaths and you'll be drowning in homework on your first day.
Guy 1: Did you hear that kid is from Walnut Hills High School?
Guy 2: I knew it, he seemed wack.
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walnut salad 

When you put your balls in a girls ass, and then she jacks you off and you jizz on her back, which is the dressing of the salad.
Nicholas' mom makes a great walnut salad.

Walnut Finger 

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.
I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?
Walnut Finger by 20goto10 September 25, 2010

walnut high 

a reference to the length of the scrotum sack in cold temperatures.
this river is fucking freezin! this shit is making my shit walnut high!
walnut high by jonnyonthespot December 29, 2010

Walnut Hills Highschool 

Literally the shittiest school in ohio, everyone there is borderline retarded. They aren't divorce they just shift the test scores depending on your ethnicity. Half the kids are drugs addicts and come into class on bars and it isnt uncommon to walk in the bathroom on someone snorting coke off the dryers using their student is. Half the girls are named Skylar, have died hair, and will cheat on you and blame you for it.
Me: Yo did you hear about that kid who overdosed the other day at Walnut Hills Highschool?
Them: dude its walnut what did you expect from the top school in ohio?

Walnut Clit

of or pertaining to a loose moraled woman's unusually large clitoris resembling a walnut
Him: And then I freaked because she had a walnut clit

Me: Ew. That is detestable
Walnut Clit by Bragadocious October 22, 2008

Walnut Strangler Style 

Any heterosexual sex position done with your female partner's panties left on and you reach behind the bottom part of her panties for your balls and penis. Your hard penis goes inside her (analy or vaginaly) and you bring your walnuts down the opposite side of her panties that they came in from.
Harvey, it was awesome, I remembered to do her Walnut Strangler Style and it felt like her hot girlfriend was there sucking my nuts each time I pulled out!