You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.
Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018
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"I love those Harry Potter books, it's a mystery how they exist despite not needing to have been written by an actual person."
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
by HoopOfGoob August 18, 2022
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Voldemort is used to describe some one who's nose is dipped in like a tunnel project that was stopped halfway through.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.
Damn, that girl looks like fucking Voldemort.
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!
by A dead man September 18, 2018
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Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 8, 2025
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He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.
by HarryPotterShouldMarryMalfoy March 22, 2017
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