(Noun) A person you completely regret sleeping with and whose name must consequently never be spoken out loud again.
Remember that time Shannon hooked up with that total Voldemort? I tried to stop her but she was too drunk to listen.
by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017
Get the Voldemortmug. In online discourse, "voldemorting" is the act trying to undermine or diminish a well known but "problematic" public figure by refusing to use their name, or straight up pretending they they don't exist.
"I love those Harry Potter books, it's a mystery how they exist despite not needing to have been written by an actual person."
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
by HoopOfGoob August 18, 2022
Get the Voldemortingmug. Voldemort or Volly or noseless- is a person
(Vol-da-more) that is how it was actually supposed to be pronounced, but fan pronounce it with the t even though the t is silent.
(Vol-da-more) that is how it was actually supposed to be pronounced, but fan pronounce it with the t even though the t is silent.
by HarryPotta! January 13, 2021
Get the Voldemortmug. Voldemort is used to describe some one who's nose is dipped in like a tunnel project that was stopped halfway through.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.
Damn, that girl looks like fucking Voldemort.
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!
by A dead man September 18, 2018
Get the Voldemortmug. A sexual act involving two to three persons where one person is sitting on an elevated surface, resting their legs on the second person's shoulders. The second person has the back of their head facing the other persons groin. As we know, Professor Quirrell has a face on both the front and the back of the head. With this in mind, this act would involve "The Voldemort" sucking the genitalia of the partner with the back of their head. The third person is optional of course, since their are two faces means twice the fun!
Man I am just SOOOOO horny I just feel like sucking two dicks at once. Unfortunately for me, my mouth isn't big enough to fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into one mouth. I have an idea! Let's do The Voldemort! That way I can fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into two mouths!
by Kinda an idiot December 13, 2022
Get the The Voldemortmug. He is a pale scanty man without nose..
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.
by HarryPotterShouldMarryMalfoy March 22, 2017
Get the Voldemortmug.