Vast

slang term for "boner."

Yo I have such a ragin' vast right now.

by wok27 December 22, 2010

deep ocean, vast sea

Another phrase meaning for 'impossible' or 'annoying as hell', originating from World of Warcraft's quest with the same name.

Can be used in comparison to difficulty of another task that is seemingly impossible or highly undesirable.

I'd rather go do deep ocean, vast sea than go on another date with her.

by philz January 20, 2008

Valetta

An informal greeting and farewell.

(1) See you next tuesday - valetta! (2) Valetta. How are you?

by Spookalilly April 3, 2008

valitosis

Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche.

Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis.

by Dirty Roach October 30, 2007

valthorens

Generally regarded as the greatest graphic artists alive. They are quiet beings who value simple things in life such as the xbox 360. Their artistic skill is shown in the bedroom where women can simply not handle the pleasure by theirself and usually need back up from other girls. Valthorens are commonly in bed with up to 14 women at any given time.

"Oh my God! it feels so good it hurts! I need to ring mandy for help! This valthorens is sooo good!"

by Lee Price May 8, 2008

Vapster

The definition of Vapster is vaporizing accessory producing superior tuned engine response. Vapster conditions fuel before it enters the combustion chamber of a fuel injected engine. It heats to fuel to its flash point so the fuel burns more completely inside the engine and not in the exhaust and catalytic converter.

Vapster is a fuel efficiency device whichs operates on fuel injected engines for cars, trucks, and boats.

by Gerald Rowley June 2, 2008

Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"

Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man

by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014