The otherwise un-named item which sits on the countertop next to the stove, usually for decoration, but also to place dirty or used utensils on to keep the counter clean. Sometimes known as a "spoon holder", the utensis finds itself in close company with other ridiculously-named kitchen devices, such as the trivet and the spoonula.
Nick placed his dirty spoonula on the utensis, which sat on the counter in his kitchen next to the trivet.
by Manischewitz May 10, 2006
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All the pregnant patients will delivery without a problem and everything is up and running, this day is uterific for everyone.
by nurse of the babies February 4, 2010
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by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016
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Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!
Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!
by bearsfan12 March 12, 2011
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Get the Writing Utensil mug.A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.
Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!
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