Joint at the Uterus 

The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.

Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."

Joint at the Uterus by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011

utensis

The otherwise un-named item which sits on the countertop next to the stove, usually for decoration, but also to place dirty or used utensils on to keep the counter clean. Sometimes known as a "spoon holder", the utensis finds itself in close company with other ridiculously-named kitchen devices, such as the trivet and the spoonula.

Nick placed his dirty spoonula on the utensis, which sat on the counter in his kitchen next to the trivet.

utensis by Manischewitz May 10, 2006

Uterific 

A word used to describe the status or environment in a labor and delivery unit, when all is well or terrific. This word is most commonly used by medical staff in labor and delivery units to describe an ideal situation, environment, or happenings inside a labor and delivery unit! The word has a reference to uterine and is a hybrid word, the combination of uterine + terrific = uterific.

All the pregnant patients will delivery without a problem and everything is up and running, this day is uterific for everyone.

Uterific by nurse of the babies February 4, 2010

Uterine Homing Device 

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

Uterine Homing Device by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

uter skins 

A slang term for condoms.

Man, I think ima get some tonight, u got some uter skins I can have?

uter skins by MFCD October 14, 2016

Carving Uterus 

The act of having sexual intercourse.

Having Sex

Hard core screwing

Hey man, I can't come over today, I'm busy carving uterus.

Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!

Carving Uterus by bearsfan12 March 12, 2011

Writing Utensil 

The thing i am lacking in school

Me every damn day: Can i have a writing utensil
Friend: say pencil damn it

Writing Utensil by no reeal name, just me February 11, 2022