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Upstate New York

Most intelligent people know that "Upstate New York" has traditionally been the land north of Albany. Just because something is "up" from NYC, doesn't make it part of "Upstate New York". You might be going "upstate" or "up the state" but you will never be in "Upstate New York" while visiting Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, White Plains, etc.

And think about this - what do you think people in Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, etc say when they are visiting Lake George, for example. "Oh we're going to Up-Upstate New York" ???? Of course not! That's because Rhinebeck/Poughkeepsie/White Plains people do NOT LIVE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK!

Think rationally --- and read a textbook. Maybe you'll learn something about the history of New York (and the geography).
Matt: Where are you from?
Peter: Kingston
Matt: Ohhhhhh Upstate New York
Peter: *smacks Matt on head*
by cappucinomix July 9, 2011
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Ustacuto

the red neck word for "Use to be able to" many people from the country have trouble saying "use to be able to" quickly so it comes out "Ustacuto"
when i was little i ustacuto ride bikes, but now i fall off them
by RoadCone2N3904 December 30, 2004
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uscathed

A thing that's safe, not hurt, despite of something bad.
They arrived uscathed and in excellent condition.
by someoneyoudontwanttosee June 15, 2008
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ustanotaanymora

When someone breaks up with you, or you break up with them, and you don't love them anymore. AKA: An easier way of saying I don't love you anymore.
Jenni- I'm sorry, it's over.
Jim- I thought you loved me!
Jenni- Well, I ustanotaanymora.
by smileplease102 April 8, 2009
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upstate driver

using your penis to tee off a golfball. the ball is placed on a womens vagina and as you punch her stomach to make her queef you slap it with your dick while hovering over the vaj.
mike: dude you ready for the golf tourny this weekend

james: yeah ive been using my upstate driver
by slick willy 111 August 8, 2010
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Ill-ustration

An illustration that lacks artistic merit
The ill-ustration was not quite what it should have been.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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upstate new york

i'm from beekman new york, its about 10 miles from the shithole known as poughkeepsie. i go to a school where all the black kids act ghetto and say "whatup nigga" but live in 700,000 dollar houses. upstate is boring and is where most of the criminal activity in the state goes down. if you ever come to dutchess county stay away from poughkeepsie not because its dangerous
( except in the section 8 project developments, which strangly make up the whole city), because the hookers on main street and washington boulevard suck dick like retarded todlers. just a heads up.
kid from beekman: i'm from beekman, where are you from b'otch.

kid from po-town: i'm from poughkeepsie, word nugga that shyte's mad gangsta....wuuut

kid from beekman: thats it, i'm getting the mafia
by guess November 4, 2004
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