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underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.
I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
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Underserved

Consuming enough alcoholic beverages to legally be considered under the influence but not so much as to comfortably act a fool and/or hit on or be hit on by undesirable members of the opposite sex
I had to call a cab last night at the bar, but I totally wasn't even buzzed!! I think I was underserved.
by calihog August 10, 2009
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underwarez

Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.

That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.
Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!

Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!

Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!
by FridgeRaider December 29, 2006
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Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.
Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?
by MartiniMic April 25, 2011
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Underwater

A hell hole of incels controlled by a monky
Monky:” ooga ooga ooga”

Average underwater member: “yes plz give sex monky man”
by Das JUDEN September 4, 2019
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Underwarelooms

That pair of underware with the holes and stains that you love so much it will stay in your laundry basket until you are dead and your childrens,children will inherit it as part of the family underwarelooms.
That jock strap belonged to your grandfather and these longjohns and pantalooms were also part of your grandmothers underwarelooms.
by ZwordZ July 6, 2008
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underwees

One's undergarments.

Such as: Tanktop, Bra, Tighty whities, Boxers, and the infamous Panties.
Woah! Did you see her underwees? They are so sexy!
by Some kid who is weirtd October 30, 2017
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