undercharacterized

An oxymoronical word used in reference to a known trait or distinguishing quality that is possessed in very diminutive or extremely small quantity.

Since pure mdpv is mildly cardiotoxic for a period of seconds if used incorrectly (ie not for it's fertilizing and PH raising properties it is currently being used and researched for by horticulture hobbyists and professionals) the undercharacterized toxicity PROBABLY only poses an issue in massive doses far in excess of the 2-10mg recommended amount.

by ProfessorMe March 10, 2011

Undercarriage Makeover

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.

The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.

by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020

undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.

"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"

by The Broon One. December 30, 2020

selective undergarment bunching

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.

Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.

by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

Tour Of The Undercarriage

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.

"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"

by feed me paper August 2, 2018

underbelly cleavage

(noun): A rather large portion of fat extruding from a person's (man or woman) shirt, so much the belly is sticking out of the shirt he/she is wearing. The inverse of cleavage.

Eww she is showing some serious underbelly cleavage. Turn away!

by UNknownINformant May 22, 2009