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Opening the Umbrella

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.
1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
by Ol' CB August 5, 2010
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umbrella gravy

The muck that forms on subway floors when it's raining.
Without thinking, I set my bag down on the way to work, and now it and I are both covered in umbrella gravy.
by sensate mass June 5, 2009
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Umberglaze

Any form of graduated change of state. Esp. visual. In particular in space as opposed to time (which would be transition). The spatial equivalent of this.
The graduated tint on those big (and invariably, coloured) sunglasses, popular in the late 1970s.

Numerous sunrise/set sky-scapes ...

'The darkening sky set itself for a moment in a vast umberglaze from horizon to zenith as nighttime gently concealed a world and revealed a universe.'
by French Maid May 16, 2010
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unbless

It is a curse that is not a curse; removal of a blessing; taking privileges or talents away via actual or fictional methods; returning to normality; a permanent debuff until a blessing is performed again.
"Since the Witch unblessed me, I couldn't swim anymore"

"I thought I had the winning ticket, but it turns out my friends were joking with me"
"Now this is a real unblessing in disguise"

"The Unblessed were immune to mortal magic, and this is why their army was the most feared by all..."
by T.Mamuleum January 19, 2015
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umblada

Usually a hot sexy woman with beautiful hair and green eyes
Ooooh your looking umbish

Umblada hort nice cool
by Beanie tootsies December 11, 2016
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umbrella mode

when you and ur friend with a really curly afro on the top of her head get really bored and decided to straighten her hair but she's never straighten it before so your scared to shit. and it takes you like four hours because it's so thick and after you finish she looks like and umbrella and you laugh you shitting pants off for the next hour and a half but you realize you have to go into public and under your breath you say "shit." oops
after I straighten her hair she went into umbrella mode because it flopped over her like an umbrella
by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019
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umbreon

The best bottomfragger in the world.
umbreon is so cool.
by ilyoski December 8, 2020
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