umblefarp 

An undefined unit of time often used in high school level mathematical proofs. It is used when one does not wish to convert units of time, so they set the aforementioned time to one umblefarp.

I forgot how to change seconds to days, so I converted seconds to an umblefarp.

umblefarp by Bofo Futtfoo May 27, 2007

bumblefarp

like a bumblefaggot except they don't try to attract the opposite sex, instead, they avoid them completely on biblical proportions.

Girl: "Hi"
Guy: *collapses and plays dead, treating the situation as a brown bear attack*
*person watching*: "Look at that fucking bumblefarp!"

bumblefarp by Madlad6942069420 February 20, 2025