Shorthand Typing

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009

Typical Matt

A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.

Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"

This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!

Jon: Typical Matt!

by Typical Matt July 4, 2010

choccy topping

That little bit on the end after you've 'used the wrong door'

oh look, my todgers got a choccy topping

by PGTips April 26, 2006

CAD Typing

The ill effect of forgetting to release the CAPS locks when switching from CAD (computer aided design) software to an Internet messenger, giving the user the illusion of shouting. CAD typing can only apply with the use of CAD standards which call for all text to be written in capitals.

Benefit scrounging looser) Hey Man! How's Work?
Honest hard working employee) OH DUDE WORK IS SO DULL!
Benefit scrounging looser) Jesus Christ! Bad time?
Honest hard working employee) Sorry cad typing

by RoryT April 22, 2008

verbal tipping

Acknowledging a waiter/waitress by telling them what a good job they did serving your table. Often used by old people and usually unaccompanied by a monetary tip.

I wish I could have told those old people off for the verbal tipping they gave me, but they were just so nice I didn't have the heart.

by roundthewheel June 10, 2008

House Tapping

Staying the night at your mates house

for example after a party and you cant go back to yours, you stay at a mates house

House Tapping

Last night i tapped ryans house,,,,,

Tom - So mate where did you stay last night

Marcus- Last night i tapped ryan's house,,

by MaNdAn August 20, 2009

Gym Tipping

To find guys with ballerina legs at the gym and tip them over because they are top heavy from working out only their upper bodies.

"Went gym tipping at Q80 this weekend."

"I'm guessing there were a lot of meat heads with ballerina legs there?"

by Swaby October 15, 2012