Eating For Two

One of the most common terms for pegnancy.

My wife is 'eating for two' suddenly. Wait...could she be???

by talk2me-JCH2 March 15, 2022

Two Legger

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.

That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.

by Cob07 January 29, 2022

Number two

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?

by StephenSLR August 26, 2011

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 7, 2003

Two Fucks

A crueler and more epic way of saying that you don't care about something.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on Family Guy last night?

Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-

by LoneWolf6 June 21, 2011

two putting

engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.

The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!

by Sam and Zach July 4, 2006

Two Tongues

An Indie band formed in 2008 by the Lead Singers of Saves The Day and Say Anything. Released their self-titled debut album on February 3rd, 2009.

Band Members:
Max Bemis - Lead Guitar/Vocals (Say Anything)
Chris Conley - Guitar/Vocals (Saves The Day
Coby Linder - Drums/Percussion (Say Anything)
Dave Soloway - Bass Guitar (Saves The Day)

Discography:
Two Tongues (2009)

A: Did you hear Two Tongues Album?

B: Yeah, my favorite song is 'Crawl'

A: Oh, mines 'Even If You Don't'. It really speaks to me.

by Last best hope February 17, 2009