Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022

Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.

"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."

by skevwo February 26, 2021

Twix Twink

A Twix Twink is a Twink specifically for someone who likes Twix Candy.

Person 1: Oh, they like eating Twix.
Person 2: Really? What a Twix Twink.

by alastairplays March 1, 2021

chunky twix

when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.

flint is producing a chunky twix as we speak!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Twix Sniffer

A young white girl who loves the taste of her own ass, straight from a big black cock.

'Sniff that Twix, Tina' said Jerome as he pulled out of her dirty shit box. Tina was known by the whole basketball team for being a Twix Sniffer

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Left Twix

Right Twix but the left one. WOAH

Left Twix are goated.

by goat_ed October 27, 2025

Unwrap a twix

Having taken a dump and taken care of the paperwork whilst pulling up your trousers realising you need another shit. Thereby unwrapping a twix.

After a huge meal last night I need to unwrap a twix in the bathroom this morning

by Rusty bullet buster December 25, 2025