Twinkies

A very tasty cake filled with icing that doesn't expire until 7 years have passed.

person 1: these twinkies aren't gonna last long
person 2: ya cuz 7 years isn't long

by meow_meow_meeow November 4, 2012

twinkies

The nickname sometimes used for the MLB team the Minnesota Twins.

The Twinkies are going to the World Series!!

by Mike!!!! April 30, 2006

Twinkys

20 inch Plus rims usually 22's

Them some phat twinkys on ur caddy.

by GooFy February 23, 2003

Twinkie

A word to describe someone that is half White and half Asian. This word comes from the TheWangMan, A loving and evil 13- year old.

Julian: "Hey! Can I borrow a pencil?"

TheWangMan: "Shut up Twinkie."

CoolKid: "Yeah stfu Twinkie!"

McSwagFoig "Stupid Twinkie ate his pencil again."

by Mango Farmer Roferors The III September 5, 2013

twinkies

A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.

Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.

by Kakapoto June 9, 2007

Twinkies

A group of twinks performing a highly homosexual act.

'lmao look at those twinkies... wish i was part of them'

by pixieforest December 5, 2020

Twinkie

The Twinkie can only be performed by an uncircumcised penis. Right as you're about to ejaculate you pull the foreskin tight around the tip of you penis and fill the foreskin with your semen. Your partner then sucks the semen from your closed foreskin.

"Barbra came over last night and I gave her the Twinkie. That filled her up."

by Brent Rynhorne November 17, 2021