Twinkie 

Numerical value for Twenty (20). Rarely used, as it can not be substitued for twenty in all cases

Yo, spot me a twinkie, dog.
-or-
He had a red Monte-Carlo sittin' on twinkies.

Twinkie by G money May 24, 2003

twinkie 

A fat person who won't do anything about it

Steven: You're such a twinkie chris
Chris: Shut Up! you're such a faggot

twinkie by Lengyel, Steve October 10, 2007

twinkie 

the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen

"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"

- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"

twinkie by cloud93 December 5, 2013

Twinkie 

A gold rim with chrome spokes.

I put some 20 inch twinkies on my seven tre chevy.

Twinkie by Duble-R January 30, 2003

twinkie 

1) a single, twisted-up, unicorn-like spike of hair; 2) any out-of place hair that protrudes comically from the scalp, usually without the person knowing it; 3) a cowlick.

He looks like he's got a twinkie! Ahh!

twinkie by Edgewise September 22, 2007

Twinkie 

A guy who is several years older than his girlfriend.. (a reverse cougar)

Yah, I'm a twinkie, I'm dating a guy 15 years old than me.

Twinkie by Trinamae October 31, 2014

Twinkie 

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

Twinkie by Forgeworld January 7, 2015