Tubing In Aruba

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.

When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.

by Je parle français January 31, 2019

pull a tube

To take a hit from the bong.

Hey Steve let’s smoke a joint. Nah I’d rather pull a tube.

by Louudog March 15, 2018

cancer tube

Ciagrette; health stick, fag

I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

Tube Crush

Someone you like or admire, that appears in either the television, or video stream in the internet.

I have such a tube crush on that hot girl I saw in tv last night.

by eternity.youdesire October 18, 2008

Tube Camper

An elite player of video games that uses his or her expert knowledge of the game to (usually unfairly) possum stomp less learned individuals.

Derived from two player battle mode in Super Mario All-Stars in which if someone camps behind a tube opening at the top or bottom of the screen, all they have to fear is Boo Spawning from a warp-hole.

Chris: Hey, have you beaten Jon yet?

Damon: No. He's being a douchebag.
Chris: How?

Damon: He's a total tube camper!

by Tube Camper September 2, 2009

The Tube

When someone is so stupid they cannot eat on their own and thus must be fed with the tube.

Derived from a 3am discussion that was about how Russian babies thought to be autistic are given a feeding tube and left on their own.
Adj. Retard, Autist, NPC, Lib Cuck

That bitch is so dumb, give her the tube.

Ricky just said socialism would work, give him the tube.

by Player Character October 26, 2018