by John Bill November 27, 2004
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Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?
by fjhusihfe March 18, 2022
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A nice given name that is uncommon. Can be a name for both for a male and female. The name Tristan is also European and dates back to the middle ages in Europe when kings ruled the land.
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Get the Tristan mug.Tristan is the name of a funny,sexy,sensitive,caring,empathetic,sympathetic guy who has a great body even though the only working out he does is in the bedroom . He usually has a penis at least 6-7 inches long and he goes for hours depending on his mood.he is also very imaginative and innovative he doesn't just think outside the box he creates a whole new box . He makes a joke that will make you hysterical and if he doesn't he will keep telling you jokes till he does. He can be intolerable at times but he is still a great guy . He thinks of others before himself . He is incredibly romantic and wants nothing more to please his woman in many different ways. His body and mind work together making him almost near irresistible to woman and men. He has luxurious long brown hair and sweet delicious bedroom eyes that look like blue oceans .he loves 80's music and he knows the words to all the songs in his collection.when he falls in love with a woman she can't do anything to make him stop loving her. He has the IQ of a genius.he is also a great dancer as well.a all around woman's wet dream type guy.
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by BlackBear6969 April 14, 2018
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