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wood trolling

Conservative rednecks roaming through the neighborhood looking for wood (cut down tree, curb side wood) for wood stove. They do this not to save the environment but to avoid paying fuel taxes and to obtain a nearly free way to heat home for winter. They can be recognized by large pick’m up truck going up and down the street with gadsden bumper sticker or flag, usually a chain saw in bed or towing a wood splitter, do not engage as they are heavily armed.
Hey boy, get the shot gun and hook up the splitter, we a-going wood trolling!
by MrPlankton May 4, 2009
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trolling

Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people on the internet, generally on message boards. When done in a moderated internet community, this can result in banning. When done to uptight people such as fundies, this can result in hilarity.
Apparently I can't post links here, so I can't give a good example of trolling. Sorry.
by jazzriff October 29, 2005
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Trolling for vampires

When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires.

Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey.
"You going downtown?"

"Not while my bitch-woman is trolling for vampires."
by Jesys Chryst July 1, 2005
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Vector Trolling

There are several methods of Vector Trolling:

1. VVV: stands for "Vector Vector Vector" which is what the caller will say to the receptionist upon either immediate answer, or through pretending to be interested. Sometimes the caller will pretend to be interested and everytime they need to say "vector" will say it three times as if nothing is wrong, the other approach is to cut the receptionist off in speaking and shout "VECTOR VECTOR VECTOR" and hang up

2.Phony Interview: This is for bolder callers, it is simply setting up a phony interview with the vector manager for a made up person. The made up person is given life, a name, locale so as to seem as real as possible

3.InterVector: The boldest move of all, this is the act of setting up a legitimate interview and actually going to the interview. When the potential employee shakes the managers hand he will sit down across from him and proceed to say "Vector Vector Vector" and only that. Regardless of what the manager says, the only world he shall utter will be vector...even until he is thrown out.
"Hello, this is Vector"

"uhhh....Vector Vector Vector"

(dialtone.....)

Vector Trolling
by Da Cali G Show June 17, 2010
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Seductive Trolling

when you go out to town, and notice a troll under the beer bridge, seduce it. This will bring you great things in life.
Billy: Oh my, it is a troll
Sam: Seduce it, please. Be a seductive trolling, for goodness' sakers!
Billy: I'm up for the challenge! >:D
Troll: Helloooooooooo ;)
by BOB HATES YOU <3 February 23, 2011
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we do a little trolling

the second coming of it's just a prank bro where you do a little bit of tomfoolery.
person 1: who's the culprit behind this crime scene?
person 2: we do a little trolling
by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022
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Trolling for Slizz

This refers to a person who is wheeling with bottom of the barrel standards. The phrase refers to "Trolling" as when fishing, when one tries to catch bottom feeders by running a lure along the bottom of the lake. The "Slizz" part represents the scum that one will inevitably catch when wheeling with such low standards.
1. Damn, Luke hasn't gotten a chick in weeks. He's just trolling for slizz right now

2. Hey guys, let's hit the club and go trolling for some slizz!
by Ontario41 September 13, 2011
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