Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.

Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!

by Jonny K July 23, 2008

overturned tortoise

Having sex with an epileptic pitching a fit.

I did the overturned tortoise last night, arms and legs everywhere.

by Joshyyyy February 12, 2010

Overturned tortoise

Norfolk slang for a girl who is begging for sex, because she just can't get any action otherwise.

Person 1: You know that Dutch girl who moved to Norfolk? She's such an overturned tortoise!
Person 2: I know, right...

by Dragonfyre1 February 12, 2010

tortilla chips

Salkty crispy flaky triangle (or broken pieces i.e. crumbs) of goodness.

They are ADDICTIVE!

Tostitos Tortilla chips go good with salsa

by Mandarzegreetest June 27, 2008

Tortilla

The plural of tortoise.

Man, the zoo had a lot of Tortilla.

by KingOfTheVibes January 18, 2018

billy bong thorton

The large 4-hosed water pipe used by the four heros in the movie Half Baked.

"No Scarface. No 'Billy Bong Thorton' without Kenny, that would not be right, man. Use 'Wesley Pipes'! Yeah."

by Gfunkadelicman February 5, 2007

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Man her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021