Trailer Park All Star

Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.

A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.

Shazaam! What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for sale on boxer briefs. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

by Chris Low January 12, 2009

Toilet Paper

The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease

Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

Trailer Park Boys

A popular series on Showcase and BBC America (edited on BBC, though), and features: J-ROC, Julian, Ricky, Bubbles, Tyrone, Jim Lahey (Trailer Park Supervisor), Barbara Lahey (Trailer Park Owner), Randy (Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor). It's now in it's fifth season, where Julian has stolen a Monte Carlo, and Ricky's still driving "The Shitmobile" New Yorker in the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

"Trevor, smokes, let's go" - Ricky
"Fuck off, I got work to do" - Cyrus
"Knock, knock..." "Who's there?" "Fuck off"
"Don't you guys have some offs to fuck?" "What?" "Fuck off!"

by Lone Lobo June 15, 2005

happy toilet

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Automatic toilet

The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.

1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.

by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008

Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.

1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo

by MeffaKev August 27, 2010

garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011