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tragedies

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.
Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.
by valerie2776 April 22, 2008
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Back-Traced It

After 11 year old Jessica Leonhardt's (Jessie Slaughter/KerliGirl13) various social network accounts, e-mail, phone number, and home adress were compromised because of her first video, she posted another video with her highly upset parents (mainly irate father) saying many things like "consequences will never be the same" and that he "back-traced" the hackers and that they've "been reported to the cyber police". It became a viral hit instantaneously with macros, video remixes, and parodies of these catchprases.
Ex1:

Jessie's Father: ...because I back-traced it! You've been reported to they cyber and state police! If you ever get near my daughter, consequences will never be the same!

Ex2:
Joe: My computer has been hacked!
James: It's ok Joe I've back-traced them. Consequences will never be the same if they try it again.
by Kode Master J July 30, 2010
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Trape

Noun; a type of trade in fantasy sports when one team beats the other team clearly in a trade. Derived from the terms trade and rape.
Seamo: Great trade Mitch

Mitch: Thanks, it was a hard deal to get done

Seamo: But now my team will never be as good as yours because of that trape you just made.
by Girzzlies January 23, 2011
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tiny tragedy

Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!
by Kim February 18, 2005
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Attraction to Tragedy

Possesing a harsh amount of Idiocy, lacking motor skills in everyday happenings such as social interaction, empathy, and/or role model behaviors.
Generally unreasonably aggressive for no apparent reason; irrational.
What's with those people who act like retards but aren't actually special?
Oh, they just have an Attraction To Tragedy...
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Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
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trapeeze

Looking at a femal from behind - at the closest visible point to her vagina - you will see a gap between her inner thighs. Draw an imaginary horizontal line along the gap and draw one along each thigh. If you connect all lines, you'll end up with a trapezoid shape(trapeeze). The bigger the gap, the bigger the trapeeze. Trapeezes are messured in male fingers. In order to determine trapeeze, just guess and / or try how many of your fingers would fit the gap.
Rolls: Yo dude check her out, she has a huge gap between her thighs!

Royce: Yeah man, that's at lease a two finger trapeeze! I'd totally do her!
by I serve you cock au champagne February 28, 2011
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