what happens when you spend a lot of time talking to asians. You start to have trouble speaking proper English by omitting essential articles, connecting words, and/or elongating random vowell syllables. Pretty soon, you no make sense when talking. Yes?
Repeat similar conversation daily-
Wang: How you do John?
John: I'm fine how about you?
Wang: I tie-uh-ed (tired) loung (long) day. No sleep wowk all howa (hour) and no west. Bad for health.
John: Oh really? Well I hope it goes better for you.
Wang: Yes Yes I too. Dank You Dank You (thank you)
Few days/weeks later
Jim: What a day! I'm exhausted John what about you? I say we call it a day and get dinner. How about Chinese?
John: OOoooH Very Very nice ideaa! I like we get checkin fwied wice sweet sowa (sour) checkin and eggwoll! Very good!
Jim: What the fuck?
John: Oh i sowwy.. ahem. I mean I'm sorry, working with those asians all day i feel a little lost in translasian.
Jim: Oh really? I understand, told ya that would happen.
Wang: How you do John?
John: I'm fine how about you?
Wang: I tie-uh-ed (tired) loung (long) day. No sleep wowk all howa (hour) and no west. Bad for health.
John: Oh really? Well I hope it goes better for you.
Wang: Yes Yes I too. Dank You Dank You (thank you)
Few days/weeks later
Jim: What a day! I'm exhausted John what about you? I say we call it a day and get dinner. How about Chinese?
John: OOoooH Very Very nice ideaa! I like we get checkin fwied wice sweet sowa (sour) checkin and eggwoll! Very good!
Jim: What the fuck?
John: Oh i sowwy.. ahem. I mean I'm sorry, working with those asians all day i feel a little lost in translasian.
Jim: Oh really? I understand, told ya that would happen.
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The best part of the movie is where a Japanese "escort" asks the character played by Bill to "lip my stalkings" in a very strong engrish accent.
The best part of the movie is where a Japanese "escort" asks the character played by Bill to "lip my stalkings" in a very strong engrish accent.
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Get the translocation mug.What each of da five super-cool "non-verbose" twenty-somethings in da iconic "five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track" Ford Focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word "Dude" once.
"Dude" translations (zheesh --- just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
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