Armored train

When a man puts on 5 or more condoms, seeking extra protection

"Hey tom, last night I was about to fuck this really sketchy girl, so I turned my dick into a armored train"

by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017

train bashing

A bit like train spotting or train photting, but with the aim of actually travelling behind your favourite type of traction for as many miles as possible rather than taking numbers/photographs

I went train bashing the other day from Birmingham to Bristol behind a duff.

by train basher December 29, 2006

train wreck

describes something that is so bad that you don't want to keep watching or following but you just can't look away from it.

Zoe: "That show is like a train wreck, I can't stop watching!"

by sexii mama :D October 20, 2010

infinity train

A cartoon network show about people getting stuck on trains and having a flowing green number on their hand they must get down to zero in order to get home. As of January 2020 there are two seasons (referred to as 'book' ) .

Season 1- revolves around character tulip with main secondary characters being Atticus the corgi and one one the robot.

Season 2- revolves around characters MT(also known as lake) and Jessie. Main side character is Alan Dracula the magical deer.

Francesca : oh man have you watched infinity train?

Robin : yeah! It's amazing!

by jackaloped January 18, 2020

troll train

An invasion by a group from one message board to another message board, with a goal of disrupting, spamming, and ridiculing the new board until death, IP banning or board crashing.

www.austintourstop.com got punched in the mouth by www.thetrolls.com in their last troll train.

by thetrolls.com September 10, 2003

Train of nut

Derived from the phrase: “Train of thought” where one is speaking and suddenly forgets where they were going with it or loses their “train of thought.”

Train of nut is similar in that whilst attempting to bust a vicious nut, one may suddenly lose all will to continue for seemingly no reason, or perhaps because some thought or image flashed into their mind that ruined the nut in progress. This is known as losing one’s “Train of nut.”

An example of this in progress is as follows:

Guy: *Is beating off furiously*

*image of something inherently non-sexual or off-putting flashes into guy’s mind.*

Guy: *Loses all will to continue the act*

Guy: “Dammit, I’ve lost my train of nut.”

by Bobbeh carlos November 22, 2020

Scam train

(twitch slang) a play on "hype train" a future that gives people rewards for subscribing, giving bits, and giving gifts to a channel en mass. It is often called scam train because the rewards are terrible and it just tries to add extra incentive for subscribing, and hype people up to give money to twitch.

I hate scam trains, they don't even give you anything good but they still get people to sub and give bits for no reason.

by Snake_sixtysix March 25, 2021