if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper
by bikesniffer March 27, 2014
by Auslang April 17, 2015
by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023
Wet Towel
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
A habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one's personality; the one anomaly in a person's pattern of behavior.
by TaroTart October 31, 2011
Person A: So i just got through masturbating bro.
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!
by RafalioCruz June 25, 2011
An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipient. Originally from South Park
When two people are in an arguement and one of them is losing. "Well I don't care what you say, You're a Towel!"
by Mash Potato Fight December 22, 2008