When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
Get the torqued out a Lincoln Log mug.by Henchy October 17, 2009
Get the Irish Torque Wrench mug.John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014
Get the Balls are Torqued mug.Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.
Jenny: What does that mean?
Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
Jenny: What does that mean?
Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013
Get the corked and torqued mug.morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
Get the morning torque mug.TORQUED! (as in 'screwed') Came to mind in the dental chair upon implant being placed...as the drill was buzzing in my head and the screw was turning...so many meanings...
"I've been TORQUED!"
by SUPEROPET April 9, 2019
Get the TORQUED mug.A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.
*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019
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