Mayonnaise Tornado

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.

Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.

by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009

Fuck Tornado

Noun: When shitty things keep happening, or when one continually thinks of negative things, they may be overcome by the fuck tornado. Fuck tornado describes the verbal exchange of the victim. "Fuck" is said with increasing frequency and intensity, similar to the whirling of a tornado.

Chad: Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!

by hgf921 August 19, 2007

Anal Tornado

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:

Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"

Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:

The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

by The Alist July 1, 2011

Tinker Tonk

A skilled gamer with varying degrees of madness. Usually a term used when trying to describe someone who is a combination of Caboose and Brak. Anything goes with this off-the-wall player. Buckle Up.

Tom : "What do you think is the main reason kids today hate school so much?"

John : "The goalposts on a football field make shadows."

Tom : "You are such a Tinker Tonk."

by Cryptic Falcon December 9, 2008

Cock Tornado

A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo

Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?

by HalfDrankNattyLight February 9, 2019

Rød Torkild

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.

Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"

by 8BitZane February 20, 2015

trailerpark tornado

a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.

that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.

by squidge June 17, 2006