angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.
Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.
by grillboss26 April 26, 2023
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angel topper

Deeply closeted man.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.
He says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.
by grillboss26 April 26, 2023
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nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 06, 2014
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copper toppers

High velocity bullets that are copper washed and are fired from an assault rifle.
Rick was found dead in the street full of copper toppers.
by Nes_d March 11, 2007
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cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.
We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.
by December 26, 2021
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Topper

Some one who sucks dick
Kim is a topper
by Lokipoo101 November 15, 2017
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