Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

igloo toppers

big round breasts that are cold

jeeez look at the igloo toppers on that

by Stevie Walsh November 2, 2022

post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post

That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments

by handlerzz August 23, 2015

Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

Titty-Topper

When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.

Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

Topper

A booty call. A girl you know will give you top or head

Yo Alyssa’s so in love with me. She’s my topper bro. I don’t care about her but she gives me good head.

by Sadbitch0307 November 10, 2019