A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.
Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
by Toddler slap July 1, 2023
Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".
Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D
Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D
by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020
by gingerinstripes July 24, 2022
When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
by Toddler knocker 69 July 14, 2018
Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019