timing your pee

A competition that you have with your friend when you're trying to drink the appropriate amount of water everyday. At first your body isn't used to the amount of water you're taking in so you constantly pee, and eventually it evolves into who can pee for the longest. It's possible that the rest of your friends will try to pee for as long as you but they are doing it for the wrong reasons and therefore can't pee for nearly as long. The record stands at 1:03.98 seconds but stands to be broken in the next few days. It will be an ongoing competition until our bodies finally get used to this much water intake per day. It is undetermined exactly how long that is.

Timing your pee.

by The Jets are gonna win January 23, 2011

White boy timing

White Boy Timing is Not coming in on time to a beat when singing a basic pop song that white people get lit to e.g Mr bright side

used in S7:E4 of RuPauls drag race when trixi tells peal that she has white body timing when making a spoof.

‘Girl you have that white boy timing’

by Suckittomeee!! March 6, 2020

one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.

Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?

by Bilby123 March 14, 2008

Tree trimming

A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3

Dang tree trimming last year was so much fun especially with the Ratajczak bunch!

by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016

Timmins

Located in Northern Ontario
Home to the mocassin lady
Residents eat blubber & live in igloos
Men are ranked a 16
Dog sleds are the only form of transportation
Potential Hockeyville winners

"Let's sled to the local Timmins bar to buy some shoes from the Mocassin Lady"

by katez73489273 March 16, 2010

tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

by Starbuck32123 August 15, 2016

timings

When everything is against you but your mates are luck as fuck

"damn this guy oneshotted me but became absolute trash against mhgamer, he got such timings dude"

by feet_destroyer_3000 August 7, 2022