For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.
"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010
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origin: blumpkin variations: kumpkin
origin: blumpkin variations: kumpkin
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sometimes used to describe the shade of Donald Trump's skin, or something of similar colour. combination of Trump and pumpkin.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
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by RandalPnk October 16, 2007
Get the thumbkin mug.The act of blindly and mindlessly beating the drum for presidential candidate and noted blowhard Donald Trump.
He spent all night trump thumping instead of quietly enjoying the modern art exhibit we were attending.
by Hoju ju April 23, 2016
Get the Trump Thumping mug.TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.
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The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.
by highchromiumdiet April 26, 2016
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