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Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.
When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.
by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009
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Thed

A person who listen to kidz bop nonstop in their car just so people can pay attention
Man look at the boy actin all thed
by Smrealhomie June 17, 2009
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theDukeUSMC

TheDukeUSMC is a species of primitive cabbage growing only on Lundy and nowhere else in the world. Lundy. Its nearest relative grows in southern Spain and North Africa. It is likely that Lundy has acted as a ‘mini-Galapagos’, being far enough away from the mainland to have allowed the plant to evolve into a separate species.

It is one of about a dozen endemic plants in the British Isles. However, even amongst this select company, it stands out. It is unique in having its own endemic insect(s). There is a Bronze theDukeUSMC Dung Beetle (and, possibly, another dung beetle and a weevil) which only live on the plant (not to mention the attendant entomologists!)
Goodness me, Whithers, that's a very unusually shaped TheDukeUSMC isn't it?
by Reinhardt23 February 8, 2009
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Duct Taped

being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.
Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool

J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.

several minutes later...

wack boy : what!! oh no

anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009
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Thed

by theapplicator August 10, 2015
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TheDivaSteph

Number one diva,Female version of a hustla, very classy; has the ablility to strut in stilettos. Strong, confident, comfortable in her own skin, and can inspire others to feel the same way!
she has so much confidence its like she's thedivasteph.
by TheDivaSteph February 4, 2010
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TheDman

This means a sexy guy who gets all the ladies. A guy whose name is either Danny or Dan can be called TheDman. If you are a guy and approach a Dman, dont stare into his eyes or you will want to resart your life and change your name to Danny or Dan. The greatest and most attractive name in the universe.
Girl : Oooo look theres TheDman

Guy : I cant or his good looks will consume me

Girl : Well thats to bad is'nt it?

Guy:Yep

Girl: See you im gonna go talk to him

Guy: Mabey i can get a name change?(He says to himself)
by TheDman August 19, 2012
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