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The Table

An area where you can make tik toks and listen to Post Malone.
Anyone can visit The Table.
by yellowmamba69 October 30, 2019
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takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008
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balls on the table

When a man or woman makes their sexual intentions unmistakably clear.
Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."

Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
by sinistlor December 8, 2009
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beezay on the table

when you make 5 shots in a row, do a pop with your mouth, and celebrate by dancing and chanting "Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"
"Yo.....Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"
by Beezay July 2, 2007
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running the table

When a guy in a group full of girls manages to fuck them all in one night.
Did you see josh last night? He was running the table on 5 chicks.
by bffhm October 23, 2011
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why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
by zidredz October 20, 2010
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Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.
well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot
by CJBrimson August 13, 2011
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