carpin' all them diems

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"

by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017

lemme clap them cheeks

to have sex with a girl from behind and hear the “clapping sound” while you are making love

Ronald- “Hey becky lemme clap them cheeks.” Becky- “No ronald.”

by Bennett Boy September 16, 2018

Arrange them by penis

The desktop icon sorting option that Windows forgot, which would align your icons into the shape of FUK U! <penis>.

"You can't arrange them by penis, I'm sorry."

by thewebsiteisdown July 1, 2008

Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

found them in a toilet

This is a humorous way to downplay a gift to someone. A girl gushes too much about you giving her flowers!

What those flowers? Nah, l found them in a toilet by the subway.

by I, Wreckerrr June 27, 2021

Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them

The last of the 8 major Yungbooty Riots, and the line of gunpowder just ended. After this 1 day riot, the 4th World War began. On June 2nd, started a three year war on the Tigershark Uprising. The president gave formal permission, and this monstrosity of a war had just begun.

Chaos was amidst during the the last few days of the Yungbooty Riots. Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them, or the YB-LoT finally got the US to attack on the filths that are Tigersharks.

by ThaWay June 27, 2021

beat them cheeks

1. Any kind of rear entry sex wherein the man slams into the woman's ass.

2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).

3. Simply fucking her from behind.

Dude 1: Man, look at that ass!
Dude 2: Yeah, I just want to spin her around and beat them cheeks.

by jacky_boy September 15, 2009