There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.
by davicrow August 20, 2023
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Cave Painter is a derogatory term used to insult whites of all shapes and sizes refering to them cavemen and Neanderthals who painted inside on walls of caves and all other dumb ass whites there was - other similar but not equal words are - #wonderbread #whitey #honkey #brotherfucker etc
Whiteguy : Fuck off and go play Some "ball "with people that want you around Jamal

Jamal : well I guess I'll see you when you get home CAVE PAINTER cause your sister and your brotherfucker mom love playing with my balls - and your DadUncle is there and does nothing about it
by OgCuttiKnowsAll November 7, 2017
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A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010
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Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.
Hannah you're such a wall painter
by Wall-painters United October 29, 2013
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When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter February 5, 2016
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Loves eating hair and drinking Budweiser. Smells of paints and cigarettes. Delicious
Let’s get Painter Robbied tonight!
by SumJ17 November 30, 2021
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It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023
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