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merp :p
by jauwonk November 22, 2020
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Merp

Just how I feel... It's like a sound.. Maybe.. That I just made up.. Like an un-enthused sound..
by EricGder November 12, 2015
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Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018
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Merp out

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.
Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."
by Bmiramon September 18, 2025
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Merp

An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.

Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"
by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017
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Merp

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?
by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020
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Merp

Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.
Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp
by M€oooooow September 27, 2020
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