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merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.
Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
by Lynxical September 21, 2016
mugGet the merpmug.

Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"
"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."
by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023
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Merp

To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done
"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"
by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 4, 2021
mugGet the Merpmug.

Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer
Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win
by Luna marrie March 3, 2017
mugGet the Merpmug.

Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!
by NighttOwl March 22, 2017
mugGet the Merpmug.

Merps

Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.
i love my #merps and #merplife !
by pampdaddy! September 10, 2016
mugGet the Merpsmug.

Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.
Your a fucking merp bruh
by Academiclace May 9, 2020
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