pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it

dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher

by geezerpleaser69 February 1, 2022

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023