pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it
dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher
by geezerpleaser69 February 01, 2022
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what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!
by geezerpleaser69 November 09, 2023
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