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ripe for the groping

a chick who is just ASKING to be groped by wearing high skirts and/or tank tops.
DAMN! Catherine is just standing there ripe for the groping!
by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009
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Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.
Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!
by sux0r September 6, 2003
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Oscar The Grouch

a girl who is trailer park trash that consumes an outrageously large amount of cock but never seems happy about it.....until she has man gravy all over her face
man, them ladies at the nursing home sure are Oscar The Grouches
by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004
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Oscar The Grouch

When a girl passes out at a party, and she is dropped in to a garbage can. Before she wakes up, members of the party urinate and ejaculate on her.
Yo last night at John's house, they fuckin grouched some freshman!

We roofied that slut you liked and gave her the Oscar the Grouch. Sorry man
by JayMaker June 20, 2009
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Oscar the Grouch

This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^
o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.
by txfathead September 5, 2009
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Rocks The Grouper

Person, Place, Thing or Idea that is awesome, maybe the best thing ever. Describes something that is extremely cool, such as music, people, gadgets, etc.
Man, have you heard the new Dream Theater CD? Man, it Rocks The Grouper!
by drspellgood November 18, 2009
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Kiss the Grouper

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.
Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!
by GustavoS June 4, 2013
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