phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

Fumble

When someone... someone... fumbles...

Damn that Afro fumbled

by Skylander003 February 4, 2024

thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.

-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble

by spenger April 26, 2011

Dumble Fumble

A shit guitar player playing loud through an amp with too much gain.

That guy sucks. His playing is a real dumble fumble.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 4, 2022

Sasha fumbled

When sasha has a girl in the bag he fumbles it

Mateo:You heard Sasha Fumbled again

Nathan:Im not suprised

by Mateosburner69 June 3, 2022

fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.

The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.

by evil ian November 23, 2010

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories

He fumbled the ball, but he's a fumble star so he was good with it

by lurchking October 15, 2020