pounding the flounder

For one to have intercourse with a third-wheel.

John should have a sweet night, said he'd even have a go at pounding the flounder! Prim 👌

by TheFlameBurnsWickr September 1, 2016

Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish

John was absolutely floundered last night!

by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022

Floundering

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.

Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”

by DancingLaLa January 3, 2020

Floundering around

The act of acting a fool

Quit floundering around Ant Laielli

by Zack the nigga June 9, 2018

atomic flounder

The act of slithering, flopping and twitching your way into your partners vagina with your head.

Your mom's pussy is so loose, I pulled the Atomic Flounder on her ass!

by Atomic Flounder November 12, 2019

Flounder

To be in a state of flopping around helpless and incapable of helping yourself.

I was floundering on the computer program, so I went to YouTube and then called a friend with skills.

by Big ugly May 20, 2021