Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Dead Starfish

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009

Starfish

When a mans balls grow back after loosing them from being in a relationship.

"My balls grew back after I broke up with Susie"

"Oh, you're a starfish"

by FIM December 22, 2013

counter starfish

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.

Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."

by lemonkoala November 3, 2013

starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012

Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009