A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 06, 2017
Also known as the friend of Allah subhana wata'ala. Him and his som Prophet Isma'il alayhi salam built the Ka'aba. He was prompted by Allah subhana wata'ala to sacrifice his son, he went to do as he was told. Allah subhana wata'ala stopped him before he could do it as it was just a test. He then sent down a sheep instead. In fact, the reason why Muslims celebrate Eid ul-adha is to celebrate his obedience to Allah subhana wata'ala.
Hamza: Bro, Allah subhana wata'ala is testing me so hard rn.
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
by kwkassassin7 July 13, 2023
The Prophet Yahweh is the first man created by God in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor."
by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
In the book, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' the first Adam (human) is known as "The Prophet Yahweh.'
The Prophet Yahweh is God in the flesh.
by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
Some normie: Hey do you see yung prophet over there?
Some other normie: Yeah dude I’m not gay but I’d suck his dick
Some other normie: Yeah dude I’m not gay but I’d suck his dick
by Yung_prophet November 15, 2018
Proto The Prophet chases kids
by Thatdudenico December 01, 2023
Proto The Prophet aka Drelin Potomski is a known Canadian rapper pedophile who has a foot fetish likes farts and kids of course. His career was made off Zolariz++
Little girl: OMG Proto The Prophet’s here on the playground
Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!
Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!
by Twizzy2richh March 21, 2024