Mongoose Moaner

Someone that moans heavily in the bedroom

Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing

by Aussie cobber September 3, 2022

Mongoose

A absloute f***ing retard

The meaning of life

Aww that kids so stupid

I know right what a mongoose

by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021

Norwegian mongoose

Overly hairy shaft of the male penis

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023

Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015

shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.

After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.

by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024

chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 15, 2019

mongoose

the way of when someone masturbates then flirts and then rapes him/her when he/she is 18 or older

by diego June 2, 2003