When your boss/manager/superior leaves early for the day thus giving you an opportunity to also finish work early without getting caught.
by AlexisC February 05, 2012
Never forget to use the magic words
by RockLucker69 May 02, 2016
To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.
Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.
Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.
by Ritchie May 01, 2004
A verb to describe an action of a male with a desire to turn into a stripper to make their special someone feel good.
Typically performed by more dominant males, who understand the fantasies women have while watching the movie "Magic Mike"
Typically performed by more dominant males, who understand the fantasies women have while watching the movie "Magic Mike"
This song is so hot, it makes me want to Magic Mike her.
Guurrll, that bitch over there is getting Magic Miked, I wish my man would do that to me.
"Are you alright Jessica? You look like you're stuck in the clouds"
"I'm fine, I got Magic Miked last night. Can't think straight, it was so sexy"
Guurrll, that bitch over there is getting Magic Miked, I wish my man would do that to me.
"Are you alright Jessica? You look like you're stuck in the clouds"
"I'm fine, I got Magic Miked last night. Can't think straight, it was so sexy"
by Hee heee July 05, 2018
To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.
We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.
Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
by Abwalkerlegal June 07, 2017
A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
by Arrthepirate January 08, 2014
The magical, comforting, calming, warm, healing, love that know one else gives you like your mommy. This works no matter how old you are.
by Oboenancy May 20, 2010