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JFK Files

Yeah, hey, how about you just release the un redacted Epstein files?
Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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The JFK

The JFK is when you give sloppy or messy oral sexy in the back of a car, particularly in a convertible.
" dude, after dinner she gave me the JFK experience"
by D1CKNB@LLS December 9, 2022
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JFK

When you cum in a girl so hard it could have come out the top of her head
"I JFK ed in a girl so hard last night"
by Slowly Fucking March 15, 2017
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JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.
My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.
by TK2000 November 15, 2023
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JFK

Falling asleep on the couch while watching tv. You are slumped over.
I was watching Netflix and JFk it on the couch.
by betoruv January 21, 2020
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JFK

A very funny man from Clone High, normally wanting to hit on someone or be on the sports team.
JFK Quotes:
Your wet.”
“I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY
“MY ABS ARE SO FIRM YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON ‘EM”
“Nacho?”
by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020
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JFK

Yeah okay, that's why Samy cheated on you... JFK.
by Lilgoofyc February 13, 2018
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