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hillbilly piss

I was tired and thirsty, so I decided to drink some hillbilly piss.
by C Pain March 1, 2008
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hillbilly bidet

when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.
Aw man, that's not a toilet, that's a hillbilly bidet.
by bambrew August 23, 2011
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helpdesk hillbilly

a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho
i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.
by the madtechie January 5, 2008
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metal hillbilly

That guy who wears metal band shirts, listens to heavy metal and country music, and lives the redneck life is a Metal Hillbilly.
by Metal Hillbilly13 September 23, 2013
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hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.
Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!
by Element_X December 16, 2015
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Naked Hillbilly

The act of shotgunning a Rebel with a shot or two of white coffee in it, prefaced by a lick of Tajin.
We each took a Naked Hillbilly this morning and we were tweakin’!
by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023
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